Who’s Who
Birthday Twin- We share the exact same birthday, down to the year. We have shared some friends with benefits moments, and I really care about him. He isn’t date material, though sometimes I wish he was. He is a great friend and he’s always there when I really need him.
Coast Sister- My sister from other parents. We’ve only met once, but she is one of my closest friends. I can tell her anything and she always knows how to cheer me up. We’ll live on the same coast one day, and I can’t wait.
French Guy- A random guy I met who took me out on an ok date. I was intrigued by him because he was foreign, but we didn’t spark.
Friend Zone- A great guy who I wish didn’t like me. He is roommates with Birthday Twin and a real sweetie. Hopefully we’ll be able to hang as friends, but right now he’s pouting because we’re not more.
Hooded Sweatshirt Guy- A nice guy who doesn’t have a clue about how to treat a lady. Wore the same sweatshirt every time I saw him. Perfect guy for a girl who’s just looking for a warm body to sit next to.
Mama Drama- She’s like the wise, older sister I never had. She listens to all of my drama, and gives me great advice. She also helps me with this website, and she’s got real talent for all things blog related. Whenever something big happens in my life, I can’t wait to discuss it with her.
Match Guy-My boyfriend: We met through the online dating service Match.com. He’s funny, outgoing, and just as cute in real life as his pictures. This guy is my other half.
Off Limits- He is just that, off limits. I thought he was a good guy but he turned out to be a real piece of work. He was love with my best friend, Reality Check, but trying to move on. He is her version of the Friend Zone but now we don’t talk to him. Read the entries to figure out why we hate him so much.
One Night Stand- A very sweet, sexy guy I met when I was drunk. I wouldn’t mind going back for another round, if we were ever in the same town and single.
Personality Twin-She is my younger sister, or the younger version of myself. I adore this girl, and so happy we met. She is always down to go out and flirt and meet guys with me. I just wish she wasn’t moving two hours away from me. Visiting her for weekends by the beach won’t be so bad though.
Potential Guy- This guy has potential, but he hasn’t reached it. He is the king of a great date, but horrible with follow through.
Reality Check-My best friend who always tells it like it is. She is honest, sometimes brutally, but I value that about her. I know I can always count on her to cut through the crap. She’s more pessimistic than me, but that’s why we balance each other out. I’m idealistic, and she smacks me down to reality.
The Enabler- My party buddy who is always hooking me up with his friends. He’s always encouraging me to do the wrong thing. He is the devil on my shoulder. “Come on, just drink!” or, “There’s room for two upstairs in my guest room, go on, follow him.”
The Mistake- Best friend of The Enabler. While very sweet, he is still a newbie when it comes to women. Has sex like a robot and is very very bad at it.
Unemployed Guy-My last relationship. I knew him for 12 years and he was someone I had built up in my head. He had no career, no ambition, and no motivation. I am much better off without him, but I do care about him and wish he could learn how to pull himself out of the hole he is in.
Younger Guy- Acts much older than he is, and knows how to have a good time. He can dance and he can play, but there is a ghetto quality about him. He’s a fun guy to hang out with, but he doesn’t do it for me. I’d definitely recommend him to a friend!

















