Blanche: [complaining about Dorothy] She wants everything to be just right. I’m surprised she doesn’t check our underwear before we leave the house!

Dorothy: [to Blanche] Those of you who wear underwear. -The Golden Girls

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Nate: Okay, so our wedding date would be when we met, so that makes us married for…

In unison

Sophie: Ten years.
Nate: Eight years.
Sophie: You don’t remember when we met?
Nate: Of course I do. I was just rounding.
Sophie: By subtracting two years? -Leverage

So we did the etiquette unthinkable. We changed the date after the save the dates were sent out. UGH. But I’m so glad we did. We decided to just go ahead and change it so we wouldn’t have to stress and wonder if Match got the job or not. I was even able to keep all my deposits because my venue, dj, and photographer all agreed to the new date. So now instead of having six months for til the wedding, we’ve bumped the date to September 3rd, which is less than 5 months away, EEPP!! (more…)

Debbie: At my last job, the background check wasn’t nearly as extensive…
Sam: You have a button on your phone, a crash button.
Debbie: Hmm?
Sam: You have a crash button which will bring the Secret Service in instantly and turn your office into a live microphone which will be broadcast all over the building. It’s the button you push if someone’s trying to take the Oval Office. This isn’t your last job. -The West Wing

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I’m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and… I cannot feel my legs. -Ross, Friends

I may have mentioned that Match and I have a spare bedroom at our duplex. It used to hold our love seat, and was supposed to be a reading room/crafts type room, but I never sat on the love seat in there. So we moved it out to the living room, and I got rid of the big table, and replaced with with a desk. A desk that after many hours of grueling labor, sore fingers, and the need for me to take joint pain relief after kneeling for so long, is finally put together. And I told Match that we’re never again buying a build it yourself desk. We’re using this one until we’re rich enough to get a real wood desk and it’s getting delivered! (more…)

Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?

Ross: Well, then, who was on my bed?

Monica: Oh! Oh! Oh!

Ross: No! No! No!

Monica: Yes!

Ross: You were under the pile of coats?

Monica: I was the pile of coats! You were my midnight mystery kisser?

Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?

Monica: You were my first kiss ever?

Chandler: What did I marry into? -Friends

This week has been pretty boring so far. I think part of that is because all I want to do is go home to my fiance and snuggle. It’s pouring down rain here and it makes me want to curl up with a good movie and burrow into Match’s arms.
Let’s see, what is new with me? (more…)