Post It Not Tuesday-Jerkfaces and Motivators

Penny: I need to use your window.
Leonard: Oh yeah, sure. Go ahead.
Penny[opening the window and throwing the iPod out of it] Hey, jerkface! You forgot your iPod!
Leonard[as Penny closes the window and starts to leave] What’s going on?
Penny: Oh, I’ll tell you what’s going on: that stupid, self-centered bastard [her ex-boyfriend] wrote about our sex life in his blog! [going back to the window and reopening it] Drop dead, you stupid, self-centered bastard! [closing the window] Thank you. [leaves]
Sheldon[after a short pause, wanting to go back to the Mandarin lessons] Okay, where were we?
Howard[going to the computer] Not now. I have a blog to find. –The Big Bang Theory








Only Parent Chronicles

SPT-Something Borrowed

Leonard: Why? What are you wearing?
Sheldon: I fashioned historically accurate undergarments out of linen.
Leonard: You went and bought linen?
Sheldon: Oh, don’t be silly. I borrowed one of your pillow cases.
Leonard: [short pause] Borrowed?! –The Big Bang Theory

This past weekend the heat got into the triple digits. Instead of sitting around in our apartment sweating, Match, Monkey and I decided to head up to his parents and “borrow” their pool. It was so refreshing, relaxing, and just the thing we needed after a long week. I can’t wait to borrow it again soon!

pool

Probably the funniest thing to watch was Monkey trying to swim. He doesn’t get much practice, so he’s not very good at it.

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