Tommy: [petting a chick in his hand] Mr. Fuzzy Man, how you doin’? Aww… [The chick poos in his hand.] Ew! Oh, ew! Gross! IDIOT! STUPID LITTLE FUZZY YELLOW CREATURE! Ooh, look at me, I’m so cute, I’m a little chick who’s DISGUSTING! God, you’re so stupid, how are you not yet extinct?[The duck, hearing all the commotion, waddles into the kitchen and starts quacking.]Tommy: Quack quack, quack quack! What are you quacking about? DUMB DONALD DODO![Tommy looks up to see the gang in the doorway, staring at him in shock.]Chandler: Step away from the duck. –Friends
I’ve mentioned before that Match and I live near the University I went to that happens to have a gorgeous campus. It’s our favorite place to walk our Monkey dog, especially this time of year. Why do you ask? Because of these!!