Ted: Okay, we HAVE to get Lily out of that apartment. Her roommate is a raccoon.
Robin: I’d offer her my place, but I have dogs and she’s allergic.
Ted: Dogs? I live with her ex-boyfriend. I think she’s more allergic to that.
Robin: What about your place, Barney? I know it’s surrounded in mystery, but it’s gotta have a couch.
Barney: The Fortress of Barnitude?? No way.
Robin: Oh come on. She’s desperate.
Barney: Mmm, normally a prerequisite for the women I bring home, but pass –How I Met Your Mother
Last night Match and I went to Brazil and her husband Chill Guy’s house for dinner. We brought our dog Monkey to introduce to their pit bull to see how well they’d get along. You see, this dinner was much more than dinner with friends. We were in negotiations to become roommates.