Robin: [She and Lily come out in fancy dresses] All right, what do you think?
Barney: [Looks up] Horrible.
Lily: You’re gonna make such a great dad.
Barney: You look so classy and nice, you’re gonna stick out like a sore thumb. Have you seen how the kids are dressing these days, with the Ashlee and the Lindsay and the Paris? They all dress like strippers. It’s, “Go ho or go home.” -How I Met Your Mother
Now, in planning our traditional first dance, I gave a lot of thought to the song that would represent the next phase in our marriage. The best phase in our marriage, I believe. -Gilmore Girls
Penny: I need to use your window. Leonard: Oh yeah, sure. Go ahead. Penny: [opening the window and throwing the iPod out of it] Hey, jerkface! You forgot your iPod! Leonard: [as Penny closes the window and starts to leave] What’s going on? Penny: Oh, I’ll tell you what’s going on: that stupid, self-centered bastard [her ex-boyfriend] wrote about our sex life in his blog! [going back to the window and reopening it] Drop dead, you stupid, self-centered bastard! [closing the window] Thank you. [leaves] Sheldon: [after a short pause, wanting to go back to the Mandarin lessons] Okay, where were we? Howard: [going to the computer] Not now. I have a blog to find. -The Big Bang Theory
You wanna know what a real rash is? I’ll tell you! You get a rash somewhere on your body. It hurts so bad that YOU GO BLIND. You blow up like a balloon…end up looking like a circus freak. Next thing you know, you’re IN THE CIRCUS. Touring, making good money. You know my life.-Coach McGuirk, Home Movies
Hi-I'm Date Girl aka Mrs. Match-I'm a karaoke singing, animal loving, compulsively cleaning, bubbly goofball married to the love of my life. This blog is a diary of my life as a former date girl, how I met and fell in love with my husband Match, and our married life together. 
