- Robin: Oh, my God. You’ve been robbed.
- Ted: Nope. Just got rid of all my old girlfriend stuff.
- Robin: All that stuff was from your exes? Didn’t you buy any stuff of your own?
- Ted: What can I say? Papi got swag. -How I Met Your Mother
Last night Match’s dad and I got to talking over dinner about dogs. His dad likes to retell stories, and this one was one of my favorites. He grew up with an Afghan that was fairly aggressive, and in this case it paid off. Their house got broken into by a burglar, and the guy only managed to take a few steps before the dog had slammed him into the wall, literally. He was stuck in the drywall when Match’s grandparents found him and were able to call the police. Not a bad home security system!
Hi-I'm Date Girl aka Mrs. Match-I'm a karaoke singing, animal loving, compulsively cleaning, bubbly goofball married to the love of my life. This blog is a diary of my life as a former date girl, how I met and fell in love with my husband Match, and our married life together. 
