: You can’t wear fake nails on just one hand, it makes you look like a crazy whore.
: I only had four left and this is the hand I smoke with. –Cougar Town
I just have to say, the simple act of someone inviting me to join in an activity can make my day. With the move and our crazy schedule, Match and I haven’t had much time for fun in the last few weekends. So when Couple Wife texted me that she wanted to see the new place today I was thrilled to have her over. We ended up going out to lunch, and she said she’s been really craving a girl’s night out, and asked if I would like to join her and her girlfriends. Continue reading Invite to the Girls Club