Post It Note Tuesday-First PINT of the New Year

Sally: Look, when I said have a baby… I didn’t mean, I just meant… socially!
Patrick: Socially?
Sally: To tea.
Patrick: Babies can’t come round to tea, Sally. They’re rubbish.
Susan: Don’t say that!
Steve: Hormones!
Susan: Bollocks!
Patrick: Doesn’t this all seem a little early?
Sally: Of course it’s early, it’s far too early! I don’t want a baby yet! You gotta get a cat first, see if you’re maternal.
Steve: You’ve already got a cat.
Sally: Well, I’ll shave it! See if I still like it! –Coupling

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