Doctor: Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixie dust, or-or Leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, it’s an Offshore Injury tumor.
Rudolph: You mean, like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No, a malignant tumor, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh…[pause] like a happy, special-
Doctor: You’re going to die. -Family Guy
Ted: Now, don’t tell your parents, but I got you guys presents.
Nephew: Like the gift of God’s love?
Ted: No, dude, real presents. -How I Met Your Mother
I had by far the best Christmas I can remember. The best part was the morning, when Match and I had our own little Christmas with just the two of us. We actually did stockings on the 23rd because we just couldn’t wait. We both had the same thought and put naughty things in each other’s stockings. He got me a fun toy for the both of us (yippee!) and I got him a deck of cards with the positon of the day on them. Now that was an exciting game of gin rummy! 
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Hi-I'm Date Girl aka Mrs. Match-I'm a karaoke singing, animal loving, compulsively cleaning, bubbly goofball married to the love of my life. This blog is a diary of my life as a former date girl and how I met and fell madly in love with my husband Match.
