Friday Confessional-Tent Sex

I don’t know what two guys do when they’re together. You know, I sat through the whole of Brokeback Mountain. From what I gather, something went down in that tent. -Burt, Glee

Wow, it’s Friday already? Time for another

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I confess…

That as much fun as camping was earlier this week it would have been much more fun if Aunt Flow hadn’t been in town cramping my style. LITERALLY cramping people. And I forgot pain reliever. Waaahh.

I confess…

That I really wanted some tent nookie. Like really badly. The last time Match and I hooked up in a tent was our first time together. Overshare? I don’t give a hoot. This is my confession people!

I confess…

That I promised Match a camping redo where we could actually shake those tent walls. Hehehe.

I confess…

That while we were packing up stuff for the trip from Match’s folks’ house I had an awkward conversation with Match’s dad. He asked if we wanted to borrow a hanging lantern he had for the tent. He said it provides romantic lighting that is really great. He then went on to say to remember to turn the lantern off before getting too frisky or else the shadows put on a really good show. He said, “And I won’t tell you how I learned that lesson!” Thanks for the mental picture paternity Father in Law. EWWWWW. Needless to say I declined the lantern.