- Bailey: I’m pregnant, you blind moron.
- Chief: You’re what?
- Bailey: My heart rate is 110, I’m burning three thousand calories a day, my legs are swollen, I got indigestion and gas. Did you know carrying a boy in your uterus means you burn ten percent more calories than if you had a girl? Guess what I’m carrying. I tried for seven damn years and a month before my fellowship notifications the stick turns blue. Men… from the very beginning they just suck the life right out of you. I’m not leaving. I’m pregnant. -Grey’s Anatomy
Last night Match and I went over to our Couple Friends house to play games. It’s crazy to see how far along Couple Wife is getting in the pregnancy. She looks great-she’s all belly, and in my opinion hasn’t gained anywhere else. If you listened to her though, she thinks she’s as big as a house. (more…)
Hi-I'm Date Girl aka Mrs. Match-I'm a karaoke singing, animal loving, compulsively cleaning, bubbly goofball married to the love of my life. This blog is a diary of my life as a former date girl and how I met and fell madly in love with my husband Match.
