The Exes of Date County
Here’s a look back at some of the train wreck relationships I had before meeting Match.
Ross: And for the record, it took two people to break this relationship!
Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from the copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!
Ross: I didn’t know what I was taking responsibility for! I didn’t finish the letter!
Rachel: What?
Ross: I fell asleep!
Rachel: You fell a-SLEEP?!
Ross: It was five-thirty in the morning! And you had rambled on for eighteen pages! Front and back! [leaves the room, then turns around] And by the way, y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e is “you are”. Y-o-u-r is “your”!
Rachel: I can’t believe I even thought of getting back together with you! We are soooo over!
Ross: FINE BY ME!
Rachel: And those little spelling tips will come in handy when you’re home on Saturday nights playing scrabble with Monica!
Monica: Hey!
Rachel: Sorry! But I feel bad about all that sleep you’ll miss wishing you were with me!
Ross: Oh, no, don’t worry about me “falling asleep.” I still have your letter! [walks out]
Rachel: And, hey, just so you know — it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal! [slams door, revealing Chandler behind it]
Chandler: I knew it!
Hi-I'm Date Girl aka Mrs. Match-I'm a karaoke singing, animal loving, compulsively cleaning, bubbly goofball married to the love of my life. This blog is a diary of my life as a former date girl and how I met and fell madly in love with my husband Match.
