Barney: Dude, you gotta ditch her.
Ted: Obviously.
Marshall: Wha…why?
Barney: She’s got the..’Crazy Eyes’.
Ted: Dude…the eyes…they’re CRAZY.
Marshall: What are you guys talking about, the ‘Crazy Eyes’?
Barney: It’s a well-documented condition of the pupils, or pupi.
Ted: Nope, just pupils.
Barney: It’s an indicator of future mental instability.
-How I Met Your Mother
As promised in a previous post, I will be telling the torrid stories of my dating past. I’ve been going in reverse chronological order, starting with the last guy I dated before Match, and going from there. This post I’ve been dreading, because this person is someone I’d like to forget all together, but I better just get it over with. Hopefully after telling it, you guys will see just how much I appreciate what I have now. This is the story of Date Girl and her Crazy Ex. (more…)
Hi-I'm Date Girl-I'm a 25yr old hopeless romantic. I'm a karaoke singing, technical supporting, bubbly goofball who recently met the love of her life.