Lauren: when you’ve disrespected someone so much, they arent going to be there for you.
Audrina: No, not at all.
Lauren: And at this point I have no intention of being there for her.
Audrina: Oh well, what can you do?
Lauren: All I know is thank you for getting out of my life because now I have a better roommate and a better apartment and I’m just in a better situation.
Audrina: Yea.
Lauren: Cheers, Frankie’s birthday.
Audrina: Let’s go have fun, who cares, it’s done and over with.
Lauren: It’s going to be a long night. -The Hills

Yesterday all day at work I was counting the hours until I could go home. I’d had a late night hanging out with Baker Chic the night before and I didn’t get much sleep (Match was all about the snuggles and I just couldn’t resist ok?). Match and I had originally planned on going out to eat for date night before he left for work, but as the day wore on I got more and more sleepy and sweatpants were calling my name. So we decided to do take out from our favorite Vietnamese place and have our date night in.

After dinner Geeky came over for a long overdue gab sess. I bought these scrumpious almond chocolate cookies from Trader Joe’s and we cracked open a bottle of Late Harvest Zin (courtesy of BT’s family). We hadn’t talked just the two of in what felt like forever, and we ended up staying up til 1 AM! The night before Baker Chic and I had watched He’s Just Not That Into You and had a gab sess as well. I love hanging out in big groups, but sometimes it’s really nice to have that one on one time with good friends.

When Geeky was over, she mentioned that she doesn’t like Drama Chick anymore. I high fived her because seriously I don’t get why people continue to hang out with that girl. She’s rude, bossy, and above all, she is completely disrespectful to our friend Couple Wife. Drama used to sleep with Couple Wife’s husband way back in the day, long before CW met him. While that’s awkward enough, Drama goes out of her way to MENTION it at every chance she gets, to Couple Wife! I just don’t understand how a woman can be so gross and disrespectful not only to herself but to her friend like that. What’s funny too is Geeky, Baker and I all agree that while CW is a total Alpha Female in some respects, she just can’t seem to tell Drama off and she continues to spend time with her. If it were me and an ex of Match’s were hanging out with me, constantly bringing up details of her past with my man, you can bet she’d be getting the business side of a knuckle sandwich and some choice words.

It was funny how the two gab sessions I had with Geeky and Baker were like convex mirrors. Both times we lamented on the dating game and how relieved that we’ve found good guys, and both times we also talked about how sometimes men can be so clueless. Geeky and I laughed about how both our men are so oblivious to the female attention they get all the time. They never seem to catch on that girls are hitting on them! I love having girl nights like last night and Thursday. I’m going to have to get Baker Chic and Geeky over because I’m sure the three of us we’ll have lots to gab about.

When’s the last time you had a girl’s gab session with a close friend?

Does my being half-naked bother you?
— Jacob Black

It’s no secret that I’m a huge Twilight fan. When I first met Match, he was romantic like nothing I was ever used to. I credit the Twilight series for making me believe in romance again. When he first started sleeping over, I was in the middle of reading Eclipse. I remember he used to tease me because I’d have vampire dreams and mumble Edward in my sleep. Eclipse is one of my all time favorite books and definitely my favorite of the series, so I couldn’t wait to see it on the big screen.

Saturday I finally got the chance to see Eclipse with Baker Chic and her mom. Being my favorite book of the series, I figured if they got the storyline even half right I’d be happy. They went above and beyond that and the movie blew me away. It’s definitely my favorite movie of the series too. I loved all of the humor mixed in with the drama. I’m totally on Team Edward, but let’s face it, when Jacob says, “well I am hotter than you” I could not agree more. In the books, I know Edward is a hottie, but in the movie Jacob has the man beat in the looks department. I am pretty sure I could watch an entire movie of Taylor Lautner as a mechanic doing rv repairs shirtless for hours. Hehehe.

I came home and asked Match if he could get abs like Jacob as my wedding present.

Also, blond moment or Freudian slip happened as we were leaving the theater. We were talking about the awesome Harry Potter trailer (I know I’m a geek) and Baker Chic’s mom turns to me and says, “So two months huh?” and I said, “What, until Harry Potter?” all excitedly. They both started cracking up as Baker said, “No…till your WEDDING!” Ha, shows where my priorities are huh?

Berg: I have to meet Bernie and Fitz at the gym at nine. We’re watching intermediate aerobics.
Pete: Come on Berg, just go to the ten o’clock session.
Berg: That’s advanced aerobics. Any girl with that kind of discipline, totally wrong for me. -Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

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It is St. Patrick’s Day, and here in Scranton that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas. -Michael, The Office

Saturday night was the St. Patty’s Day/Lax Guy’s Birthday Party and while a lot more low key than Match’s Bday, still a lot of fun.

Here are a couple of pictures from the night.

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Barney: Open your brain tank bro, cuz here comes some premium 91 octane knowledge. There’s three rules of cheating: 1. It’s not cheating if you’re not the one who’s married. 2. It’s not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it’s not cheating if she’s from a different area code. You’re fine on all three counts.

Ted: How do you know she’s from a different area code?

Barney: She’s 516. She might dress like she’s 718 and act like she’s 212, but trust me she’s 516. Oh, and her husband letting her out alone on St. Patty’s Day? If that dude’s not 973, I’m 307…Wyoming. -How I Met Your Mother

I know I was supposed to post a rewind weekend, but I’m getting ready to clean the house for a party we’re having tonight and I don’t have time to delve into the dramas of my high school years. I’ll try to get to it tomorrow, but if I can’t, next weekend teenage Date Girl, acne products, and late 90s music will return. Today I just wanted to quickly catch you all up on what’s been going on with me this past week. (more…)