Monica: How cute is the on-call doctor?
Rachel: So cute I’m thinking about jamming this pen in my eye! –Friends
That I gave my own puppy a black eye.
I didn’t mean it, I swear! I’m a terrible dog mommy.
That dogs should never play fetch with me. It isn’t safe. I’m a giant klutzimo! I threw the chuckit for him, and the tennis ball launched early and hit my poor Monkey square in the eye!
We hoped it would get better by the next day but it was worse. I decided to take him in and pay the urgent care fee. It’s a good thing I did because apparently he scratched the lenses of BOTH eyes. The vet’s theory is he must have pawed at it after he got hurt. He also has swelling and bruising around his eye. I gave my dog a shiner. 🙁
That my vet is a hottie and makes me tongue tied when I have to see him. This is not good because then I come off as not only a terrible pet mommy but a bumbling idiot. I was grateful that the urgent care was a drop off and I only had to talk on the phone with Hottie Vet instead of seeing him face to face. I was less grateful when Hottie Vet Tech came to get him. What is up with my Vet office? It’s like Grey’s Anatomy Animal Hospital over there! Hottie Vet said that he’s seen much worse and it wasn’t a big deal. He also said dogs tend to not hold grudges. I’m just relieved he didn’t send him home with a doggie eye patch.
That while I’m sad he’s hurt, I love it when he’s all cuddly like this. He’s extra sweet and of course is getting extra loves. This makes me wonder if he’s playing it up just a little. Ok, I mostly said that to ease my own guilt. My poor little furbaby! This little accident seriously made me consider getting pet insurance from www.wholesaleinsurance.net. Luckily Hottie Vet didn’t charge too much.