Jordan: [to Ted] So, sweat-stain, how are things with your girlfriend now that you’re roomies?
Ted: Oh, we’re having sex like crazy.
[Everyone at the table gags]
Ted: Why do you react that way when you picture me having sex?
Dr. Kelso: Well, you try it!
Ted: [thinks, makes a horrified face] OH MY GOD!
Dr. Kelso: Not a pretty picture, is it? –Scrubs