Barney: I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: post-coital, when I’m with Germans — sometimes those two overlap — coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day The Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, and, of course — wait for it, ’cause Lord knows I have — pregnancy scares.
Ted: Why are you smoking right now?
Barney: I’m always pre-coital, Ted. –How I Met Your Mother
1. If money didn’t matter, where would your perfect vacation take place? Briefly describe.
Man, this is a tough one. Match and I haven’t had a chance to take a honeymoon or any real vacations to speak of. I would love to go to Alaska and maybe take a cruise to see the glaciers. Or on the complete opposite of the weather spectrum, a trip to a tropical island would be pretty incredible too. If money is no object I think we’d go to both, and maybe make a brief stop in Ireland and Italy. Sigh, I wish!
2. What’s a bad habit that you have (or had) that is/was hard to break?
My sugar addiction is a pretty bad habit. I’ve gotten better about not eating dessert every single night, and I don’t put sugar in my coffee anymore. I still have to have something sweet every day, but it’s better than my days of eating rainbow chip frosting out of the jar. 😉 Oh and I used to smoke for about a year or so but it wasn’t hard to quit. I’m very sensitive to smoke and I wheeze from campfires, so I’m surprised I even started!
3. If you weren’t on a diet or counting calories, what would you like to have for dinner tonight?
Fried sushi rolls. Yu-hummmmmm. Followed of course by rainbow chip cupcakes. Preferably not smashed in my face like Match did on my birthday.
4. If you had the chance to interview anyone in the world, dead or alive, who would it be and what’s one question that you would ask?
I’m so bad at these questions, same with what famous person would you like to meet. I don’t know, I’m so awkward I would probably just embarrass the hell out of myself. How about Reese Witherspoon because she’s seems so cool. I would ask her to be my friend because I’m a dork. Yeah, I went the shallow route and not the more serious. That’s just how I roll.
5. Describe yourself in 6 words.
Goofy, happy, bubbly, klutzy, talkative, hugable