[The gang observes a video of a young, fat Monica getting ready for prom.]
Joey: Some girl ate Monica!
Monica: Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds!
Chandler: Oh. So how many cameras are actually on you? –Friends
Ok, here we go. This is my first every vlog. I’m nervous, I’m fidgety as hell, and I am in my sweats, sans makeup, at a weird angle so I look kind of puffy. Awesome. I also seem to have a lisp which I am blaming on the wine. Oh, and I drop my laptop at one point. I also say here we go a lot. And I look really shiny for some reason. And I call it a v-log and a vlog. Not sure what the right way to say it is. I showed the video to Match and he laughed hysterically and said, “Ok that was horrible. Why are you posting it?” Alright then. Enjoy!
Here is the assignment for The Monthly VLOG for April if you would like to play along. Be sure to let Mamarazzi and Shawn know I sent you if you do!
You start by saying the following words:
Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught, Antenna, Rootbeer, Ambulance, Museum, Milk, Orange, Apricot
THEN you answer the following questions:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped
body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry
groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Where do you buy your groceries?
The Show & Tell assignment is to show us your favorite room in your house.