Jenna: Future husband? Who did you put in your address book as “Future Husband”? Liz: I have absolutely no idea. Jenna: Well, whenever I find something weird in my cell phone, I can usually trace it back to last time I was drunk. Liz: Oh my God, the dentist’s office! Jenna: Your dentist gets drunk with you, too?-30 Rock
This is what my smile looked like after I had 4 fillings and a teeth cleaning. I went into Safeway that way and attempted to smile at the cashier which turned out looking like a grimace and I’m pretty sure I drooled a little.
You know what I hate about the dentist as a grown up? No laughing gas. They numb you up with a big ol’ needle that hurts like hell. Bring back the laughing gas! Now I’m sitting here trying to resist drinking a glass of wine at 3pm. What? It numbs the gums.