Joey: Where are you going? The vicar won’t be home for hours.
Rachel: Joey, where did you learn that word?
Joey: Where do you think, Zelda?
Rachel: You found my book?!
Joey: Yeah I did!
Rachel: Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!
Joey: Okay, look I’m sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn’t have, but you got porn!
Rachel: Hey-hey, y’know what? I don’t care! I’m not ashamed of my book. There’s nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little…erotica. It’s just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand.
Joey: You got porn! –Friends
Last year my office didn’t do much for us because of the recession. We ended up getting a note that we wouldn’t be receiving bonuses, the week of Christmas. So this year they made up for it by gifting us with Ipads and $50 to the apps store.
I must say it was a very generous gift. Some critics say it’s not much better than a fancy ipod touch but since I don’t have an ipod touch I was excited. I’ve mostly been using mine as a Kindle, and reading books in bed. Since I’m super stingy with the app gift card, so far I’ve just been downloading free books. Most of them are horrible trashy romance novels that Match cracks up at. “Let me know when you get to the good part” he says. I know they are silly, but they’re definitely an entertaining read. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get back to my heavy petting, I mean heavy reading. 😉