Spanky: Want to spin a bottle and kiss whoever it lands on?

Captain Hero: Not right now. I’m depressed.

[pause]

Spanky: How about now?

Captain Hero: Yeah, all right. -Drawn Together

Skipping ahead a couple of entries to some more exciting stuff. The last few entries I was just mooney eyed over Metal Head. Here is where I start getting dramatic. Did I mention I used to get really depressed when I was younger? It’s strange to look back and read about that person I used to be, because I feel so far from that young, sad girl. I can really appreciate my life and what it is now, remembering the hard times I went through then.  (more…)

I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff I can look up anyone’s psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections… there are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we’re downriver from that old bread factory… -Dwight, The Office

I don’t think I’ve mentioned to you all yet, but Match has been going through the interviewing process to become a sheriff. I have to say, I think he’d be great at it. He wants to do some sort of public service, and I think he’d make a very good sheriff. The hours would be tough, but no worse than his current graveyard shift. And this would be a career not just a temporary job. So far he’s gone through a physical test, an interview, and yesterday, the polygraph. (more…)

I had an outdoor wedding. February 12th, I’ll never forget…I had the most beautiful white flannel wedding dress, it even had feet sewn in. -Rose, The  Golden Girls

Last weekend I went for my second round of wedding dress shopping. I actually enjoyed this a lot more. It was just me and Baker Chic, and I think having just one other person was better than having two. Plus, Outdoor Girl has been quite the Debbie Downer lately, so it was nice going with someone more upbeat. Couple Wife and I are going for round 3 and that should be fun too. (more…)

My to do list for this week: