You think you were bored? I’ve had more thrills leaning up against my dryer.-Edie, Desperate Housewives

Match and I found this website a few months back when we were spending a quiet evening at home. I was bored, so I typed bored into google. This crazy website came up, and it had Match and I rolling on the floor laughing. I don’t know what it is-just the fact that this guy was that bored. If you read about the website, apparently this guy was doing diploma work. I’m not sure what the diploma work was on, but kudos to this guy for cracking us up on a Friday!

Do the Kangaroo (more…)

My friend Brazil used to put her dog in a diaper when she went to work, to save her hardwood floors. I find it hilarious!

Phoebe: You’ve got me, Jason Dean. I’m yours. So no more wooing.

Jason: Okay, no more wooing. I guess I’ll cancel out helicopter to Carmel for dinner.

Phoebe: No, no, no, maybe a little bit more wooing. -Charmed

I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before, but Match’s family is very different than mine. They have beautiful things, they enjoy wine and the finer things in life, and they have a beach house in Carmel they rent every summer. My family drinks beer and boxed wine, and camps out on the beach in the summer. Not that there is anything wrong with that at all! I love my family, but sometimes it’s nice to see how the other half lives.

Thursday morning Match and I are getting up bright and early, and taking the four hour drive to Carmel, to enjoy a much needed vacation. Because of the generosity of his parents, we get to stay in their vacation rental, relax on the beach, and we even get to bring Monkey. (more…)

[to Kady, after she unknowingly applied skunk odor to herself] Don’t worry, my little stinkweed. I still love you. -Franklin, My Wife and Kids

Last night Match and I spent a nice evening up at his parents house. We had a great meal, followed by a relaxing soak in the hot tub. Just as we were getting out, all sleepy and ready to go home, we hear Monkey barking his fool head off. We called him and he finally came running up, reeking of skunk. Apparently he found a skunk and decided to become friends. He is now probably the cleaniest dog in the world, three baths later, one of which was pure vinegar. I’m not sure which smells worse, vinegar or skunk. Vinegar is a pretty awesome home remedy-it gets out stains, you can use it to cook with, and it might even be the best acne treatment (ok, that may be taking it too far). But it does work with the skunk stink. I can only hope that those of you dog owners don’t have to go through this. It was NOT fun!!

I’m gonna stop obsessing on wanting to be married and follow my dream. From here on end, I’m gonna be a more interesting mature independent woman. Maybe then he’ll propose. -Fran, The Nanny

With both Match and I are taking classes that the JC, our schedules have become incredibly busy. We’re down to eating dinner together during the week only three out of the 5 days, sometimes not even that. There’s a night where he’s home and I’m not, and vice versa. We’re also both working full time jobs so by the time we are done with class it’s about a 13-14 hour day. Whew! (more…)