Frasier: By the way, where’s Maris? I haven’t seen her all night.

Niles: She’s on your bed.

Frasier: My bed?

Niles: Yes, she’s asleep under the guests’ coats. She exhausts easily under the pressure to be interesting. -Frasier

My blogger friend J over at Kissing Frogs does a Guest Blog Tuesday, and today I got to participate. Go  check out my blog entry about my most embarrassing moment. It’s pretty cringe worthy! Also, be sure to check out the rest of J’s blogs. They’re entertaining and funny as hell (my favorite are the LOLcats). Maybe J will even pick one of you to be  a guest blogger in the future!

I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world’s greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. Wait…what was the question? -Tracy, 30 Rock

As some of my readers might know, Match and I have a couple friend that we hang out with every once in awhile, LAX guy and Baker Chic. They’re nice, but Baker Chic has always been really quiet and hard to get to know. We had fun hanging out with them a few weekends back at Match’s parents house, but it was a group thing, and BC and I didn’t really talk much. Friday night We invited them over to our apartment for the first time, and Baker and I finally got a chance to just sit and girl talk. It felt like we finally clicked as friends, and for once conversation was easy. (more…)

Suzanne: Oh, for Pete’s sake. Every time you two get a little cranky, you start going on these man bashing jags, you know? “Men are the cause of all trouble in the world. Men invented high heels and cheap panty hose.” I bet you next thing you know, you’ll be accusing them of that whatchamacallit, that PMS envy.
Mary Jo: PMS envy? I swear, somebody from the Geraldo Rivera show ought to follow you around with a tape recorder. -Designing Women

Maybe it’s the slow economy and therefore boredom at work blues. Maybe it’s the hot weather, and the fact that I keep waking up sweaty and uncomfortable. Maybe it’s waking up after one of those nights with the HUGEST bags under my eyes. Anyone know what the best night cream is for removing bags and dark circles btw? Maybe it’s the no comment love from my lovely readers lately (hint, hint!).

Whatever the reason, I’ve been putting on my cranky pants this week. I have noticed that the days I don’t work out I’m a lot less happy than the days I do. Last night I didn’t get to work out, so maybe that’s why I bit the head off of some poor telemarketer just now. I’m hitting the gym tonight in hopes of some much needed mood lifting. I have nothing in particular that’s bothering me, but I feel quick to anger over little things. The guy that cuts me off in traffic, the coworker whose emails sound snarky to me, or my cousin who has rescheduled our date to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince at least a dozen times. I finally just bought my tickets online and said we’re going Thursday, be there or don’t. See-bitchy!! What is my problem?

Do you guys ever feel that way? And no Aunt Flo is playing no part in this. Also, anyone out there have suggestions for blog posts, in addition to my diary entries? I’m happy for all comments, criticisms, praise, gifts, you know, whatever.

Introduced Monkey to Match’s parent’s pup. He’s got a new shadow.

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Blanche: What a waste, Rose Nylund in New York!

Rose: [to Dorothy] It’s going to be a great trip, you wait and see. You’re going to be cured, and I’m going to get to see the Big Potato!

[Blanche gives Dorothy a "See?" look]

Dorothy: I said she was comforting, I didn’t say she was smart. -Golden Girls

This past week Travel Girl, Match’s sister, was in town visiting from Peru. We spent the majority of our time at Match’s parents spending time with his sis and the fam, and also their newest addition to the family, an adorable standard poodle puppy.

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