Eric: Man, I thought my brother and I had problems. But you two are morons.
Cristina: Okay, well, swallowing Monopoly pieces wasn’t exactly a genius move. You could’ve really hurt yourself.
Eric: Well, I didn’t did I? Now my mom’s gonna make my brother let me play Monopoly all I want.
Cristina: And that makes you smart?
Eric: You’re fishing through my poop. How smart are you? -Grey’s Anatomy

Sunday night Match and I joined Drama Chick and B for an old fashioned game of Monopoly. The last time I played I ended up beating Match pretty badly. So he was happy as could be when I made a poor deal with him and he wound up monopolizing on Board Walk and Park Place and basically screwing the rest of us. It was fun to joke around and talk smack to each other while dealing with our fake money. If only we could pass go in real life. Sigh. (more…)

Couldn’t you just eat him?

Camouflage kitty

Samantha: [At a BBQ] Who wants a weiner?

Transexual: Girl, I’m trying to get rid of one! -Sex and the City

Match and I have done a good job of this living vicariously through his parents. We’ve managed to have weekend meals up there almost every weekend these past few weeks, and we always sit outside.

(when I posted this pic on Facebook, Drama Chick pointed out that the weenies were very large, haha. I hadn’t even realized!)

Just wait till they get their new lounge chairs. They will have to pry me out and drag me to the car kicking and screaming. I can’t wait till we get our own house and we can start picking out our very own patio furniture. Till then, I’m happy to steal theirs.

Jim: [regarding Pam's father] What did he say? Is it my fault?

Pam: Yeah. He said that you told him much you love me. About how you feel when I walk in a room. And about how you’ve never doubted for a second that I’m the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with. I guess he’s never felt that way about my mom, even at their best.

Jim: You okay?

Pam: Yeah. [Cut to interview room] When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that. -The Office

Our anniversary date lived up to my expectations and then some. Match and I had discussed ahead of time not buying presents for each other and to just do cards and a nice meal. So when I got home, I was surprised (and oh so pleased) to see a bouquet of red roses waiting for me. The card he gave me was incredibly thoughtful, and my cheesy homemade photo card paled by comparison. He wrote to me about how much I mean to him, and that he’s found the one.

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The two of you have something most people search their whole lives for and never find. -Barney, How I Met Your Mother

It was a year and four days ago that I got a message in my inbox that would change my life forever. It was a year ago that I went on my first “official date” with Match. It was a year ago that we shared our first kiss on that garden path downtown. It was a year ago today that I fell completely and utterly in love with Match, that I felt a way I never had before, and I knew nothing would ever be the same. (more…)