Ted: So Sandy, what do you do? Oh, wait, I know what you do. You’re the guy who reads the paper in the morning.

Sandy Rivers: You got me. What do you do, Ted?

Ted: Oh same thing as you. I read the paper every morning. But then after that, I finish my coffee and go to my real job as an architect, where I make an actual contribution to the world.(laughs) I’m just kidding. Love your show. You’re terrific.

Sandy Rivers: Thanks. I never tire of hearing that. -How I Met Your Mother

Match and I are moving out at the end of this month, and I’m getting so excited. This will be our first place-as in, a place we moved in together-not my place that Match moved into. While apartment hunting, I started of course daydreaming like I always do, dreaming about us buying a house instead of renting an apartment.  (more…)

Lois: The only thing you create before 9 AM is exactly what you’ve turned my show into.
Peter: I think my work will speak for itself. [walks out of room and comes back a few seconds later] Oh, ha, ha. I just got that. A poop joke? That’s real creative, Lois. -Family Guy

I really do think that we girls are a whole lot more perverted and just plain gross compared to boys. I think it’s because girls have a tendency to talk about everything with each other. We don’t dumb it down, we don’t sugar coat it, at least not with our true girlfriends. We share everything.
I mention this because just the other night Match and I went out to dinner with Couple Friends. While Match and Couple Hubby were talking about cars, Couple Wife and I were having a truly cringe-worthy discussion about poop. (more…)

We can’t compete with a bunch of cars. Wheels are like bosoms to men… and a car has four. -Kitty, That 70s Show

This past weekend was spent pretty much doing nothing. Both Match and I were sick, which zapped every bit of energy we had. That didn’t stop me from going a little bit stir crazy.  I spent some time scrapbooking my new life with Match. I’ve already filled up an entire album and I’m not even into October with it! As fun as it was to reflect on our relationship up to now, it was also a bit depressing, because it reminded me of how active we normally are, and how sedentary this stupid cold had made us both.To top that off Match had become completely obsessed with buying a Subaru WRX. (more…)

Ross: I am going to make myself happy.

Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room?

Ross: I am going to do one thing that I have never done before. That, my friends, is my New Year’s resolution.

Phoebe: Ohh… that’s a good one. Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.

Chandler: That’s a good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to find is a planeload of people whose New Year’s resolution is to plummet to their deaths. -Friends

Happy New Year! Hope everyone had a fun New Year’s eve. Like I wrote before, Match and I were really sick, and unfortunately I got worse instead of better as the night progressed. We met up with Baker Chic and LAX and a few of their friends (who were unbelievably boring, even to a girl with a cold!) and tried to act lively. By 10, I was sneezing and sniffling uncontrollably and my eyes were all swollen and red, so we headed home. (more…)