Bailey: I’m pregnant, you blind moron.

Chief: You’re what?

Bailey: My heart rate is 110, I’m burning three thousand calories a day, my legs are swollen, I got indigestion and gas. Did you know carrying a boy in your uterus means you burn ten percent more calories than if you had a girl? Guess what I’m carrying. I tried for seven damn years and a month before my fellowship notifications the stick turns blue. Men… from the very beginning they just suck the life right out of you. I’m not leaving. I’m pregnant. -Grey’s Anatomy

Last night Match and I went over to our Couple Friends house to play games. It’s crazy to see how far along Couple Wife is getting in the pregnancy. She looks great-she’s all belly, and in my opinion hasn’t gained anywhere else. If you listened to her though, she thinks she’s as big as a house.Here’s a belly shot of Couple Wife. Isn’t she cute? Not a bit of fat on her, she’s all belly.
We spent dinner talking about kids names and baby everything. There are so many things to worry about with a newborn, things like the possibility that they will be born with different disabilities like cerebral palsy or even autism. But so far everything is going great with Couple Baby, and I’m so excited to meet him!

After dinner we played a very interesting game of American Idol for Wii. Couple Hubby basically whispered the song, so we couldn’t hear him, and he sounded sort of creepy. Then we played this really weird game called Mad Gab, which we all thought was stupid at first, but after awhile we were all hooked. It’s this game where the words are all jumbled up and if you read them out loud fast, they sound out a real word or phrase, but they sort of sound like gibberish at first. Here’s an example: Ow Tough Sequins and the answer is “Out of Sequence”. I know it sounds weird, but trust me it’s so much fun. Ironically, it sort of sounds like baby talk. I wonder if Couple Baby would rule at this game?

While we were playing the game, Couple Friends started harrassing Match about marrying me. They were saying how the only wedding they had every been to together was their own. They said we are next, and they want to party it up at our wedding! I didn’t mind for one minute them teasing Match. I want the same thing! Plus, Couple Hubby pointed out that Couple Wife would be a great asset for planning, and that she loves that sort of thing. Woohoo! When that time comes, I will definitely need all the help I can get. I’m pretty clueless about that sort of thing.

On the drive home from their house, Match and I were laughing and grinning the whole way. It’s so nice having Couple Friends that we get along with so well. I just hope that once Couple Baby comes they will still want to hang out with us. I have a feeling they are the type of couple that won’t disappear with baby in the picture. We might just get invited over for baby sitting duty!