- Kelly: I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It’s going to grow up to three feet inside ofÂ me and then it eats all my food so that I don’t get fat. And then after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It’s from Mexico.
- [cuts to Creed in an interview]
- Creed: That wasn’t a tapeworm.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â –The Office
I’ve kind of wondered about this for a long time. It seems like when us women get cozy and comfortable, and when we’re happy, a trigger goes off in our body saying bring on the cellulite! I wonder if it’s biology saying put on weight it’s time to make babies, or if it’s just that we’re not as busy? I do know I eat more with Match than I did when I was alone, because seriously, who wants to cook for one?
I’m the happiest I’ve ever been, but I’m now also the heaviest. I know part of it is that I’m getting older, but I’m also very active. I’ve been so frustrated with my weight it almost makes me want to read up on the diet pill reviews out there and see what one works. I wouldn’t really do that, but it’s tempting! Match is so encouraging and tells me how beautiful I am. What I love though is not only does he tell me I’m beautiful, he encourages me to work out with him. I love that! When I gained weight when I started dating Flame Boy, he used to just point out how I was getting fatter, then bring home fast food. Match eats healthy with me, and we go out and exercise.
So maybe it will just take time to get past that extra weight gain that comes with a new relationship. I’m curious though, have any of you experienced this? When you start a new relationship, do you pack on the pounds?