- Kelly: I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It’s going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don’t get fat. And then after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It’s from Mexico.
- [cuts to Creed in an interview]
- Creed: That wasn’t a tapeworm. -The Office
I’ve kind of wondered about this for a long time. It seems like when us women get cozy and comfortable, and when we’re happy, a trigger goes off in our body saying bring on the cellulite! I wonder if it’s biology saying put on weight it’s time to make babies, or if it’s just that we’re not as busy? I do know I eat more with Match than I did when I was alone, because seriously, who wants to cook for one?
Hi-I'm Date Girl-I'm a 26yr old hopeless romantic. I'm a karaoke singing, technical supporting, animal loving, bubbly goofball engaged to the love of her life. The blog is a diary of my life as a previous party girl and how I met and fell madly in love with my fiance Match.
